11.06.2012

There are a lot of things I want to do

So today I compiled some lists into one big check list. It's too general for my tastes, but I like it. Then I decided to keep it, and added it as a page here. I can't stop thinking of things, though, so I had to cut myself off for now.



Go places
Road trip across Washington
Soap Lake
East Coast
Road trip across the U.S.
Tour the South
Bali

DisneylandTake husband to Disneyland for his first time
Take husband to waterpark for his first time
Take husband to tropical beach for his first time

Bed and breakfast
Canada, but for real
Italy
India
New York
London
Paris
The Wizarding World of Harry Potter
Stay in an over-water bungalow
Go back to the Fairmont Orchid on an anniversary
Great Wolf Lodge
Spend an anniversary where we got married - The Lairmont Manor
Treehouse
The Grand Canyon

Loving things
Proposal
Plan my own weddingMarriage
Lovely honeymoon
Have a growing, loving, satisfying marriage
Get pregnant
Have a kid or two
Sing to that person I like a lot

Important things I want/wanted to own
House
Car, without payments
Cat
Chickens

Good Eats: All seasons
Antique vanity
Chaise lounge
Antique sideboard
Goat
Alpaca
DSLR

Personal and Meaningful
Go to therapy for at least a year
Have a room to myself
Write a prisoner
Camp Victory
Feed the homeless
Go on a mission trip
Find my spirituality, not just choose it
Self defense class
Boudoir photos
Host Christmas
Participate in sexual education in some way
Get back into habitual yoga
Hot yoga
Heal my tendonitis
Chiropractor regularly for a year
Try acupuncture
Custom insoles
Rites of passage
Spend a weekend in silence and solitude
Ashram
Meditate daily for 1 month, 2 months, 3 months
Massage
Birth doula
Childbirth educator
Feel like I made a significant difference in someone's life
Listen, completely
Have a room to create
Have a library
Actually get rid of books
Keep a journal for a year
Experience death
Experience grief
Experience birth
Live alone

Enjoy
Raise baby chicks
Hen led chick hatching
Stop buying eggs, rely only on backyard chickens
Throw a surprise party successfully
Hot air balloon Do again!
Parasail
White water rafting
Ride horses on a beach
Ride horses on a mountain
Ride horses through the desert
Watch husband ride a horse for the first time
Send care package to someone I love
Watch the sunrise on my birthday
Go snorkeling without thinking about sharks constantly
Horse drawn carriage ride with husband
Bite of Seattle
Drive in movie
Movie on the lawn
Movie on our lawn
Have a pen pal
Go on a trip with just Candace
Paint, light, and set off wish lanterns with friends/family
Apple picking for real
Christmas newsletter
Christmas card
My job
CATS: The Musical

Hobbies, Art and Learning
Learn to knit
Knit a scarf
Learn to crochet
Crochet a scarf
Finish a yarn work blanket (3/4 of the way there!)
Needle felt
Participate in Peace Felt
Make income from photography
Photography class
Build my own headboard with old doors
Gallery
Pottery class
Tattoo
Learn an instrument FULLY
Glassblowing
Kickbox
Sing in front of people
Play in front of people
Book club
Have "day in life" style photo session done
Needle point
Loom
Build something with wood from scratch
Soap-making
Candle-making
Sew for real
Grow fruit to eat: Tomatoes, pumpkins, apples
Grow veggies to eat: Broccoli, onions, garlic, potatoes, kale, chard, spinach, carrots, lettuce
Grow all the herbs we use
Dehydrate my own herbs for year round use
Design my kitchen
Compost
Use compost as fertilizer
Build a fire pit
Learn how to use a charcoal grill for real
Learn another language
Learn Spanish

Kitchen
Marshmallows
Caramel sauce
Biscotti
Creme brulee
Tiramisu
Pulled pork
30 days of real food
Primal challenge
Bake bread
Sourdough starter
Attempt yogurt, attempt again, succeed in making yogurt
Pickles
Apple butter
Butter from cream
Roast a turkey for Thanksgiving
Brine a turkey for Thanksgiving
Jerky
Dehydrated fruit
Eat an animal we've raised
Buy a shared cow for consumption for 1 year, 2 years, 3 years
Participate in a CSA for 1 year, 2 years, 3 years, 4 years
Croissants
Cure a cast iron

Document
Engagement photos
Wedding photos
Newlywed photos
Anniversary photos
Photos with pets
Day in life photos
Boudoir photos
Pregnancy photos
Birth photos
Newborn photos
Engagement album
Wedding album

Make and use primarily
Dishwasher detergent
Laundry detergent
Cleaning supplies
Face wash
Shampoo
Deodorant
Exfoliant
Toothpaste
Moisturizer
Toner

Kids
Home birth without interventions
Have a midwife
Have a doula
Have a birth photographer
Homeschool
Breastfeed until self wean
Donate breastmilk
Attachment parenting
Raise badass kids
or 
Adopt

9.21.2012

Log Lady Cake (ok, it's Buche de Noel)


2012's version:
Log cake (Buche de Noel) with bark frosting, candy mushrooms, and edible mossLog cake (Buche de Noel) with bark frosting, candy mushrooms, and edible moss


Log cake (Buche de Noel) with bark frosting, candy mushrooms, and edible moss



This post is really old. Like, January old. But it deserves to be written, mostly because my sister is Log Lady.
Two log ladies. One with the traditional log, one with a cat dressed as a log
Mirror images.
For my sister's birthday, I made her a log lady cake. Okay, really, it's Buche de Noel, but I think Log Lady Cake is more appropriate. It is fitting that it is traditionally French. It's also equally important to note this is the second Twin Peaks themed birthday gift/celebration I have done for her. One time, we threw her a Twin Peaks/David Lynch themed surprise costume birthday party complete with cherry pie, donuts, and plenty of coffee.

David Lynch surprise birthday party with Twin Peaks characters
"I'm Paul", Sherrif Harry Truman, Albert, BOB, Audrey Horne, James Hurley, Frank Booth, Ben, Margaret Lanterman (Log Lady), "Rita", Leo Johnson, Special Agent Dale Cooper, Big Ed Hurley, Nadine Hurley, Mutant baby from Eraserhead.

So this year (and by that I mean ten months ago) I made her Buche de Noel Log Lady cake. And it was fun. And delicious. And now her birthday cake tradition. It is conveniently flour-free, because her birthday fell mid-Primal challenge. Although, there's plenty of sugar...
First, you make the filling, what is essentially a chocolate whipped cream. While it chills, you make a chocolate sponge cake. 

Chocolate sponge cake

chocolate sponge cake




While the cake is still warm, you turn it out. I found my silicone mats very convenient for this, although you could use a dish towel. You sprinkle on confectioner's sugar, and roll the cake up to set.

chocolate sponge cake with powdered sugar




After the cake cools completely, you roll it out again. You then spread the chocolate whipped cream inside, and roll it back up. After filling, you cut off a piece from one end to add a protrusion, then frost again.
Log cake (Buche de Noel) with bark frosting, candy mushrooms, and edible moss
2011's



I used a wooden skewer to make a bark pattern in the frosting. I then used existing clay mushrooms I had from our wedding shower. I also used warm fingers to mold chocolate kisses into mushroom shapes, and used wooden skewers as stems.
Log cake (Buche de Noel) with bark frosting, candy mushrooms, and edible moss
2011's

Log cake (Buche de Noel) with bark frosting, candy mushrooms, and edible moss
2011's

Log cake (Buche de Noel) with bark frosting, candy mushrooms, and edible moss
2011's

Teapots make great vases.



7.14.2012

Martha it yourself.

As requested, the recipes for the things I make myself around here. These are the things that I came up with off the top of my head. I'll add more as I think of them, or if you have any requests, let me know, because I may make that, too, and just forgot about it!

Home

All Purpose Cleaner:
1 part water
1 part vinegar
Tea tree essential oil*
I do 12 ounces water and 12 ounces vinegar in a 24 ounce spray bottle and add 4-8 drops of tea tree oil.  Shake before each use. Both vinegar and tea tree oil have disinfectant properties. I use this everywhere with a microfiber cloth. It's kept in the kitchen, but it does everything... bathrooms, carpet spots, you name it.

Powdered Laundry Detergent: (what I currently use)
1 bar grated soap (I use Kirk's Castile Soap usually)
1 cup borax
1 cup washing soda (more powerful than baking soda)
5-10 drops essential oil* (I like peppermint for the laundry)
I use my food processor for this. It makes it quick to grate the soap, then pulse in the rest. Use 1-2 Tablespoons per load depending on your soil level.

Liquid Laundry Detergent: (what I've used in the past, just as effective, but requires more storage space and more time consuming to make)
2 cups grated soap
1 quart boiling water
2 cups borax
2 cups washing soda
Add the grated soap to boiling water and stir gently until melted over low heat. Pour into a large container, add the borax and the washing soda. Stir gently. Add 2 gallons of water and stir again. This soap will gel slightly when cooling, similar to the consistency of egg drop soup. Add 1/4 cup per load of laundry.

Dishwasher Detergent:
1 cup borax
1 cup washing soda
1/4 cup kosher salt
1/4 cup citric acid or Lemi-Shine
Essential oil* if a scent is desired (I skip it in this recipe)
Shake it all up in a container. I use a heaping tablespoon in each compartment in the dishwasher. If your dishwasher is more effective, you could definitely get by using less! Make sure you use a container that seals well, otherwise you end up with clumps. Or you could just pre-measure into muffin tins to make those convenient little detergent pods.

Wood Floor Cleaner:
1 part water
1 part vinegar
Spray and mop.

Glass cleaner:
1 part vinegar
4 parts water
Splash of lemon juice
Combine in a spray bottle and use a crumpled newspaper to wipe glass surfaces.

Floors:
We use a steam cleaner. For spots in between steaming, we use our all-purpose cleaner.

Weeds:
White vinegar, doused or in a spray bottle.

Water marks on wood:
Make a paste of salt and oil. Dab on. Let sit. Wipe off with a damp cloth and polish.

Scratches on light colored woods:
Rub with the meat of a walnut.

Blood/bodily fluid stains: 
Hydrogen peroxide. Pour on in a bowl and watch it dissolve. You may have to repeat it a few times, and combine it with other methods, but it works ridiculously well on fresh stains. Wash as normal afterwards (check before drying--don't dry if the stain hasn't dissolved completely, just repeat).


Body

Deodorant:
Smear on some coconut oil, then dab with baking soda.

Blemishes:
Cleanser, toner, moisturizer, then a drop of tea tree oil.

Cuts/burns:
Add a drop of lavender essential oil to a cut or burn immediately. You'll be amazed. Seriously, I've had my mind blown so many times with how much lavender speeds up the healing time. I've seen it eliminate the need for stitches, and had a blistering burn nearly disappear overnight. Crazy shit, kids.

Headaches:
Lavender and peppermint essential oils. Lavender on a heat pack works well. Just smelling them helps as well.

Nausea:
A drop of peppermint oil in a glass of cool water. Even smelling peppermint helps.

Congestion:
Heat water up to a simmer, pour into a vessel, add a few drops of eucalyptus oil. Lean over the bowl, draping a towel over your head and the bowl to catch the steam and breathe deeply for several minutes. Alternately, running your shower at its hottest temperature with the door closed, then standing inside once the steam has built up with some eucalyptus oil on the floor of the tub works well. Breathe in the steam until the water cools, or you tire. Also, obviously a neti pot!

Moisturizer:
For my face, I use the oil cleansing method. For my body, I use almond oil and coconut oil. Afterwards, I'll run it over the ends of my hair, and any frizzy parts as well (lightly!)

Facial Cleanser:
Oil cleansing method in the evening, and then scrub with a pinch of baking soda on a damp face in the morning.

Dirty hair:
Sprinkle baby powder on your roots. Let set. Brush vigorously. Works better on lighter hair, but works fine on my bright red hair! A nice alternative to hair powder. Baking soda also works.

Sore muscles:
Soak in a bath with epsom salt, baking soda, and lavender essential oil.

Shampoo/Conditioner:
Baking soda and apple cider vinegar/"nopoo" method. J.R. Lingetts shampoo bar occasionally.

Body Wash:
1 part castile soap
2 parts coconut milk
essential oil as desired

*On essential oils:
Lavender and clove also have disinfectant properties, I just love the smell of tea tree oil, have an abundance, and preserve my lavender oil for other things!
Make sure you use pure medicinal grade oils. I get mine, which are wonderful, from a great company in Oregon called Mountain Rose Herbs.